Chantal, you are feeling disconnected from people and life in general, and you need help.  You can _____________.

a)  Join the church community, then eventually accept Jesus Christ as your Savior
b)  Begin seeing a therapist--figure out how to word your sorrows and history without getting anyone arrested
c)  Become a habitual drug user, either with antidepressants or something more recreational
d)  Adopt a kitten to temporarily replace human interaction with animal affection

Eric, he who despises all hair and fur, is driving me to pick up a kitten today.  Is this really happening?