I ran across the dewy field today wearing a navy bow-tie cardigan over a butter yellow skirt--it was very liberating, the whole prancing about without pants thing.  Now if the sun wasn't simultaneously tanning my skin and bleaching my hair at such a rate before my very eyes, I could've portrayed a modern-day, casual Snow White.

Yet, despite my haste, I was still late for class--as well as two shades darker than I was this morning upon arrival.

How unforgiving.