C:  So basically, she's using him.
C:  Mm kind of, not really?  I don't know.  But he's basically everything she wants in a guy, well, except from the fact that he's too short.
C:  Can she see past that?
C:  She can see right past his head. 
C:  AHAHAHA.  GOOD ONE.
C:  HIIIGH FIVE.