C:  Hey can you guys pay rent today, or the latest by tomorrow?  Please text me back to acknowledge you got this notice.  Thanks!

R:  I already did bro.
K:  I didn't acknowledge your text.
L:  Can I pay with the sexy time?
I:  DA, OK NIET PROBLEM.
J:  No!!  >:]
A:  Maybe.  Definitely back tomorrow though.

Everyone's response is so characteristic of themselves, I love it--R is the responsible one, K likes to be difficult, L has a sense of humor, I is learning Russian, J is a child, and A is never home.