An Ugly Truth: And the third little piggy, built her house with bricks.

Well, if I looked like that, I'd  be really nice too--with an amazing personality to boot. 

Because with a face like that, overcompensating is necessary.  Evolutionary, in fact.

The mantra is, "It's the inside that counts."

And of course it is:  Guys want to get their dicks wet.    

So there's hope for us all. 

But sooner or later, he'll open his eyes, remember his ego, look around, and realize that he doesn't want to settle for less when he can have more.  And there's always more.  

Then you're fucked.

But hey, at least you were, right?  

Men can be pigs in the inside.  Women?  Some women resemble pigs.  Some particularly more than others. 


And all we can do is move on.