Silly.

M:  :) The only person I wanna impress and look good for is you.
C:  LOL well you're lucky because I'm pretty easy.  You don't have to do much.
C:  "Heartthrob."
M:  LOL, haha ok. I'm not gonna cut my hair for a few months, get really fat, not shave and not take care of my skin.
C:  Ok.  Me too. 
M:  ...
M:  I change my mind then.
C:  Thought you would :)