My sister is an idiot.

C:  Fuuu I have hemorrhoids




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::pauses::

C:  That, or colon cancer









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Cr:  What the hell?!




  Are they contagious?




  How can you be sure?











::thoughtful::

C:  Probably not cancer.  

Cr:  HOW CAN YOU BE SURE

C:  Yes.  It's contagious.  They're like ass herpes. 

Cr:  I'm serious. 

C:  No.  You're not.  You're stupid.  

Cr:  You're the one who has hemorrhoids.

C:  AND YOU'RE NEXT.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.