♥.

R saved me macarons from Vegas :)

...But I accidentally sat on one on the way home :(

I ate it anyway :)

...And then crumbs fell down my bra :(

Making everything sticky sweet -__-

My sister is an idiot.

C:  Fuuu I have hemorrhoids




.

::pauses::

C:  That, or colon cancer









.

Cr:  What the hell?!




  Are they contagious?




  How can you be sure?











::thoughtful::

C:  Probably not cancer.  

Cr:  HOW CAN YOU BE SURE

C:  Yes.  It's contagious.  They're like ass herpes. 

Cr:  I'm serious. 

C:  No.  You're not.  You're stupid.  

Cr:  You're the one who has hemorrhoids.

C:  AND YOU'RE NEXT.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  

Meow.

♥.

It's nice to know you still think of meee.

(Hard not to.  I've been bugging you about these for the past couple of times I've seen you HAHA).

Thank you :)