After about half an hour of struggling with the curling iron, I have come to the conclusion that making your hair look nice(r) requires too much time, effort, and maintenance.  In other words, I lack the patience and will not attempt this feat again any time soon. 

Practice makes perfect, but my head can only stand so much heat before it burns to bits. 

(Note to Self:   Marinate tips in olive oil tomorrow morning for half an hour before showering.)