So I went to one of the study rooms offered at our apartment complex and was able to finish an 8 page essay on 5th century heroic idealism in Germanic society within 3 hours--all the while listening to The Scientist on loop.     

Questions of science
Science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart

Oh tell me you love me
Come back and haunt me
Oh and I rush to the start

While there was no wireless connection, there was a pretty awesome chalkboard with random pieces of scientific information scrawled all over it.   

You've got one more essay to write and then you're good to go.

To go study for your remaining 3 Finals, that is.