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C:  JC Penney reeks of fast food and small children.  I shall never set foot in there again.
C:  French fries and poop waft the air.  There are people of immodest proportions blocking the exit.
C:  WHEN I FIND THAT BAWLING BRAT--
C:  What the hell are these people wearing?!
C:  Oh my god.  I am a snob.
C:  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  CONSOLE ME.
F:  LOL I haven't been to a JC Penney in forever...it's like a Macy's right?  
C:  Like hell it's like a Macy's.  It's like an upgraded version of Walmart's clothes section.
C:  Everything looks used.  Actually, I'd rather shop at Walmart.