I swear to god, my nose has gotten higher from being blown so much lately.  I've been congested as fuck, totally loaded, but just shootin' blanks.  Come already!!

Wait.

That sounds kind of wrong.  Oh right.  The nose is a phallic symbol--17th century British literature taught me that. 

It certainly puts "blow your nose" in a completely new light, doesn't it?  Interesting word choice.